The Tin Man loves film and really anybody who knows him knows this – he tends to blather on about it. So imagine his joy at being able to attend his first Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF). The Tin Man saw a lot of films this year, EIGHT to be exact, and he’s pretty artsy/lazy so below are Haiku Reviews of those 8 films. He hopes you got out there and saw a film or eight too.
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Score: A Hockey Musical.
Hockey and singing…
Really, what were they thinking?
Don’t waste your time.
Tin Man’s Verdict: I’d pass if I were you… (get it? do you see what I did there?) (C+)
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Dhobi Ghat (Mumbai Diaries)
Interconnection.
Mumbai, shown in all her ways.
Island, one is not.
TMV: Amazing film. Layered characters in interconnecting stories. An ode to Mumbai yet as close to the opposite of Bollywood as possible. (A-)
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127 Hours
Desperate, intense.
What would you do to survive?
Don’t ignore phone calls!
TMV: Everyone’s talking about James Franco. He gives not only a great performance – he is the movie. Not for the weak stomached; someone passed out in the seats near us. (B)
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Black Swan
Some die in pursuit,
the high price of perfection.
It will consume you.
TMV: Warning, you will not feel warm and fluffy during this film. Beautifully shot, well acted, disturbing. Aronofsky’s films are borderline insane which is why I’m drawn to them. (B+)
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Barney’s Version
The most beautiful
thing is a life fully lived.
Will you remember?
TMV: What I thought was going to be a comedy turns out to be probably the most touching film I’ve seen all year (yes, even more emotional than Toy Story 3… somehow). Go see this movie and then go find someone you love and never let go. (A)
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Kaboom!
Religious drug trip.
Horny college comedy.
Softcore porn on drugs.
TVM: If that haiku made little sense its because the movie its based on made even less sense. A good ride but really just an excuse to see hot naked people fucking on drugs. Not even kidding. Confirms what we all knew to be true: animal masks are creepy. (B-)
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Confessions
Confessions so dark,
lives damaged beyond repair.
Revenge? Just kidding.
TMV: If you can get past subtitles (this is a Japanese film), this is THE film to see. A tale of revenge but oh so much more – devastating in all ways. Almost a philosophy lesson in the value of life. Beautifully executed. Oh and its Japan’s Oscar entry for 2011, no big deal. (A+)
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Last Night
Infidelity.
One night, one chance. Temptation.
Will you be faithful?
TMV: The only film where I have been impressed with Kiera Knightley’s acting. Some may find this slow. I personally loved the restrained nature of the exposition of a marriage tempted by a seductress and strained by a past lover. (B+)
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Wowzers, 11 days in one post is lonnnnng. So there you have it. The Tin Man loved every moment of TIFF 2010. He hopes he’s lucky enough to see such quality films at TIFF in the near future.
Bottom Line (for those keeping track):
Must See! – Confessions, Barney’s Version, Dhobi Ghat, Black Swan
Should See. – Last Night, 127 Hours
Could See? – Kaboom!
Don’t See… – Score
Time to go pass out for 3 days. Tin Man out.